Sing a Song of Sign-Ups

You've hit the jackpot, tiger.

I know I've said it a bunch of times but seriously, thank you for joining up. It's hard out there for writers and even harder when you're as allergic to self-promotion as I am. I hope I can entertain and enlighten you.

Anyone who's read me before knows I can go on and on so I'm keeping this short and sweet. You're welcome.

Also, I promised cat photos so here's one now. Two, if you're a paid subscriber. How's that for perks?